Things i dont get.... Vol. I

I have tried and i have simply failed to understand certain things....

* Various titles that a simple room where u merely defecate and carry out body modifications that are simply too embarassing to be done outside..loo, bog, john, toilet, lavatory, bathroom, washrooom et al ... man o man.. people MUST love this place...

* The most sought after things in this world are actually available for free and yet you can become a millionaire on givin out baseless advice which even my pet dog(if i had one that is) could give...

* how the waif-like image came about to be termed as attractive.. what am i missing here??.. i'd be afraid to makeout with one of these "models" for the simple innocent fear of breaking her in half...

*why products like 'Fair and Lovely' even exist...(i'm not even gonna get into "Fair and Handsome").... "*$!!@#"! .. doesn't this amount to racial discrimination rather than the Shilpa Shetty fiasco in England?!?!?

* Why a decent bloke like I can''t get the attention of Soha Ali Khan... mind boggling..?? I KNOW!!!!

not exactly, the actual purpose of starting this blog. But for crying out loud.. just couldn' take it...